heres the flyer i drew for the scoundrel benefit art show.
My friend and I run a small label out of north Alabama called Give Up and Die Records. We are excited to announce that we are releasing Scoundrel’s full length LP Freak Flag (featuring members of Grown Ups, Coping, and Cloud Mouth) and My Man’s 65 Songs EP. The Scoundrel tracks can be…
The best booking email, and the best email I’ve ever received, period.
My response:We’re down to play. Our dad was very excited for the non-dance, because he knows touching leads to MORTAL SIN. I’ve always struggled with this issue, especially after Dad caught me having an act performed upon my person that is considered an abomination. The body is a sacred temple, and it has a door that is only an exit. To violate this exit-only door with fingers or anything else is to befoul the glory of God. The members of Strict Dad would never do such a thing, even if the prettiest girl at bible camp says it’s okay.
Our tour rider is as follows:
1. $50 donated to the Marriage & Family Legacy Fund
2. Three boxes of YooHoo
3. Three plain stalks of celery for a snack
4. One bible (old testament)
5. Two 30 oz bottles of LA Looks hair gel.
We look forward to spreading our message of total strictness to your congregation.
Have a blessed day,
Strict Dad
Oh my gracious.
I hope this is real.
